The DDR
The Daily Drama Report, every day my life seems to include some extreme drama which very often comes in the form of a text message or phone call or email to Alicia that totally impacts the tone for that day. Therefore I’ve decided it would be fun to share these little gems here in this forum. Enjoy
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November 27th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Today is Thanksgiving,
As expected ‘Miss Psycho-Larceny’ sent me a text message to remind me of all the events from 1 year ago that led to me filing police reports, fraud complaints, ID theft reports, evicting her from my house and everything in general related to the mess she made of my life.
Happy Turkey Day!
November 28th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Today’s entry comes to us from ‘The Drama Never Ends’ who managed to once again pull the wool over my eyes this time faking a life ending bout of pneumonia, strep, bronchitis, the common flu, an ear infection, athlete’s foot, headaches, fever and possibly a mosquito bite, so that I should take the little one off her hands and her royal contagiousness doesn’t pass the bug to her.
In reality she had plans to leave town with her friend (weren’t you mortal enemies when you worked together), and needed to make sure that I had the munchkin for a few extra days. Lot’s of threats and a long drawn out argument and she still has the nerve to leave, after telling me that she canceled her plans! I guess that modern medicine can cure anything in 12 hours!
November 30th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Miss “Psycho-Larceny” delivered a new text today again after a year someone can’t get the message to move on and destroy another persons life.
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:39 am
Well Miss “Psycho-Larceny” delivered another message last night once again proving how utterly disturbed this person is and seriously needs help, when will she just go away, jeeze!
December 5th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
A little different twist of drama today, this time it involved Lily, Alicia, myself and 6 or 7 kittens, yes cute, cuddly, innocent little kitties who could barely take care of themselves… ahhh.
While waiting for the irrigation repair guy at the rental house (BTW never use Sprinkler Pro - azsprinklerpro.com not even a call back to say they would not show up!), anyway I digressed, Lily is outback barking like mad at something and I look up to see an adorable tiny little baby kitten on top of the concrete fence behind the house, again ahhh.
I got Alicia’s attention and now there are 2 little kitties, so cute and cuddly and driving poor Lily nuts so we decided to go there and try to get them and take care of them, help the little guys, give them nourishment and make them feel happy and wanted… ahhh.
So the two little guys scurry behind the shed, and out pops momma cat from inside the shed and out the yard going over the wall, I look behind the shed and there are not 2 little cute adorable kittens, there are like 7 or 8 so we try to get them out and hopefully help them a little in life.
All but 1 little black kitten runs right past Alicia, over the fence and into the yard next door, so I try to nudge the last little guy out and after a few minutes of trying I finally have it where I can reach it and I grab it lovingly, just like a momma cat, right on the neck and suddenly I found 1 claw and 2 teeth going deeply into my finger and I had to put the little guy back into the back of the shed where just a few minutes later Alicia suddenly came out from her side of the shed holding the little guy, gently caressing it and making it purr… ahhh.
We placed the little guy into a holding area and gave it some food and when I took the cover off to look at it, out it came, straight up the side of the box, out on to the patio table, down onto the floor and behind a shrub pile, the kitten obviously didn’t like me and later it went back behind the shed.
So while I washed my finger with bleach and soap hoping that it won’t fall off from infection or that I die from rabies, we left some food for the little family on top of the shed right where they could eat and be watched (torment) Lily all day long while we ran errands. When we returned home, the kittens were not there, the food was all gone and Lily looked like she was in need of a straight jacket to deal with the emotional stress placed on her throughout the day by the cute little kittens.
December 5th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Today was a Double Drama Day (can I get a whup whup) Miss “Psycho-Larceny” delivered multiple messages today and they were doozies of which I even had to respond to one (yes I prodded I couldn’t resist, it’s Friday)! So here is some more psycho-babble from our favorite lunatic and yes as always with TYPOs.
Ahh the ramblings of the criminal that is insane!
December 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm
It’s been a few days since I’ve updated the DDR and I’m still getting messages from the Psycho Larcenist, some of these are totally classic so here we go and as always with TYPOs.
Comment: Since she made all this up and there was no accident, I wish there would have been and this woman would have died so that she would stop pestering me! She’s like a cockroach, you just can’t kill them.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I almost hate having to post these so late, but better late than never so here is the next entry, From Miss Psycho Larceny wrote:
December 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
From Miss Psycho Larceny, yea the last post was a bit boring but so typical coming from her insane mind, and this one isn’t too great but there are some good ones coming up.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:28 pm
From Miss Psycho Larceny this is the last of the quick hits before the next “doozy”.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
After a few days of simple one liners, finally something that shows the insanity of this disturbed individual, so here is the entry from Miss Psycho Larceny for 12/20.
Oh this is really interesting, especially since this woman says she has a new boyfriend, hope he is checking his credit report on a daily basis, and yes, she knew everything about me, that’s how she was able to open credit card accounts under my name and social and even today I have to deal with collectors calling me about this loon, telling me that she used my cell phone as her “home number”, thanks so much for caring about me so much!
This woman has warrants out for her arrest, she’s a convicted felon, I threw her out on her ass over a year ago and I still have to get these f’in text messages, what the hell do I have to do to get this woman to just go away.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:39 pm
From Miss Psycho Larceny and out of no where last night, yet another message.
HINT: You’re not on mine! Ever, unless I have to post these ridiculous text messages that I get from you, but keep them coming, I’m getting some great feedback about just how funny these are!
January 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
From Miss Psycho Larceny, the nut case has been at it again, but I have better things to do than read her crap so here goes.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
More from Miss Psycho Larceny.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:15 am
More from Miss Psycho Larceny.
HOLY CRAP will someone please get a hold of this nut job and explain to her to let it go! STOP with all the greeting cards, no body cares.